Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment. My name is Damien Sandow and I'm here to help all of you. Far too long miscreants have been erroneously elevated into cult-like status here in DeviantART.
As the avenging sword of taste and decency, I can not and I will not allow this ridiculous content to continue to assimilate itself into our art society.
Therefore, all of you diminutive ignoramuses will be taught a lesson.