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Damien Sandow

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Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment. My name is Damien Sandow and I'm here to help all of you. Far too long miscreants have been erroneously elevated into cult-like status here in DeviantART.

As the avenging sword of taste and decency, I can not and I will not allow this ridiculous content to continue to assimilate itself into our art society.

Therefore, all of you diminutive ignoramuses will be taught a lesson.

You're welcome.

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*littleblackmariah May 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

You clearly have no brains. Mr Sandow. Rewriting and then singing the words to Mr. Randy Orton's theme to Mr. Orton in effect meant you signed your own death warrant. It was amusing watching Mr. Randy Orton dismantle you.

Then again. What do we expect from someone who buys his lingerie from Victoria's Secret?

Oh well, as you were apparently in the mood for singing, I have a song re-write for you. It's a cover of "The Bird and The Worm" by The Used.

"He Wears His Heart Safety-Pinned To His Pink Pants,
His Pink Pants Are All That He Knows
Parades Around Wearing His Daddy's Bathrobe 'Cause He's Got No Clothes Of His Own

All Alone He Studies At Home, Learning Latin And Useless Knowledge
Terrified Of What's Inside That Beard Of His,
He Knows That He Can't Get A Girl,
Knows That He Can't Get A Girl."

Oh yes, Mr Sandow... "You're Welcome."

~KobraKid12 May 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Hahaha

*littleblackmariah May 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

^-^ I amused myself, anyway.

~KobraKid12 May 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Tru

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~Moltenman1997 Apr 11, 2013 Student Digital Artist

Hey, Damien..what's the point of this "Enlightenment" stuff you do?

~damiensandowplz May 11, 2013

Once you follow my noble crusade earnestly and refrain from ignorance, you will obtain the answers to your own inquiry.

Please keep in mind that I do this for the welfare and benefit of you, the simpletons of this so called art community.

You're welcome.

~Moltenman1997 May 11, 2013 Student Digital Artist

This IS an art community, what you on about? What, are you seeing red instead of art around here or what?

~damiensandowplz May 13, 2013

The atrocious aberrations I see daily on this site are hardly worth to be called art.

This community needs more detailed artistic renditions of your intellectual savior, not some malbreathing miscreants.

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~rosepetal179 Mar 14, 2013

hello damien sandow!! i am such a huge fan of urs. i love ur message of enlightenment. thanks for doing that cause a lot of people need to hear inspiring words of encouragement.

~damiensandowplz Mar 23, 2013

Despite your non-existent grasp of grammatical rules, I accept this compliment. I also urge you to keep following me and my mustachio'd friend

, as we educate the simpletons of the WWE Universe and this so called art community.

You're welcome.

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